Even more charming than dirt.

I haven’t been kissed in four weeks. That’s 28 days. Twenty eight.
What if no one ever wants tokiss me again
What if I never get kissed again
What if I die unkissable
What
Buh
Guh
Ugh

otterlymagic:

This blog supports bisexual women having relationships with men if that’s what makes them happy, and this blog defends their right to not be called hetero for these life choices.

The Mamas & The Papas - Dream a Little Dream of Me
311 plays

the-goddamazon:

I don’t understand but I like it.

Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
(via valentinehuguette)
sjmillerart:

Queen Tina Belcher, first of her name.

sjmillerart:

Queen Tina Belcher, first of her name.

I’m super gross and I like gross people and one day someone is gonna like my gross, too.
They’re gonna be like “Whoa this super gross girl is amazing and also I want to know about her gross thoughts and hold her gross hand and kiss her gross face.”
It’s gonna be amaaaaazing.

stevebuscemifan:

cute girls w/ low standards please hit me up

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness